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Posted: November 20th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Ponder the meaning of life with our collection of lovable critters.
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Posted: November 19th, 2008, 1:00pm EST
Shut up, Khad.
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Posted: November 19th, 2008, 10:30am EST
Bob Servo more like Bob ZERO.
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Posted: November 19th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Last week, we claimed that "Ninja Kid" defined the clusterfuck. With "The Adventures of Dino Riki," we've changed our minds. The ROM Pit is the gift that just keeps giving!
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Posted: November 19th, 2008, 1:00am EST
A boy and his katana, inflatable whale love and the wonders of Ohio Public Access TV.
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Posted: November 19th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Little is known about this introverted dachshund. Bug likes to keep a low profile, and doesn't seem to like people getting too close or looking at him. In spite of his shyness, Bug has cultivated quite a following, with eager admirers hoping for a chance to pet and hold him. We here at BarkWire are definitely part of that following.
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Posted: November 18th, 2008, 1:00pm EST
Awful Link of the Day: Susie Day
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Posted: November 18th, 2008, 2:00am EST
It's the steel of the century as the SA forum goons put together works of art by welding metal. It's as fun as it is dangerous!
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Posted: November 18th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Tooth was driving that Highline with Bill Cosby painted on the hood, you remember that shit? He explained that shit to me: I require a fine luxury automobile, god, but I need to deflect the accusations of flamboyance and ostentation that a righteous black man must face when living with high material means, so I painted Bill Cosby on that shit.
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Posted: November 17th, 2008, 7:30am EST
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
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Posted: November 17th, 2008, 1:00am EST
The violent and tragic life of a shticky florist from the Harkonnen homeworld of Giedi Prime.
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Posted: November 17th, 2008, 12:00am EST
UP YOURS!
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Posted: November 16th, 2008, 10:00pm EST
CHECK OUT MY TWITTER PAGE YOU CLOD
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Posted: November 16th, 2008, 2:00am EST
TV Threshold descends deeper into sitcom hell with 'Big Bang Theory' and 'Worst Week.'
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Posted: November 16th, 2008, 2:00am EST
The Best Sports News By and For Moms
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Posted: November 15th, 2008, 6:00am EST
This week Weekend Web features TV sharks, owl fans, and magic cat charging rocks.
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Posted: November 15th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Handy Tip: Shoot a zombie in the head for a quick takedown. Shoot a cigar out of a zombie's mouth for a round of applause.
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Posted: November 15th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Do you need a 21st century online solution for all of your LEGAL smoking needs? We've got all sorts of smoke blends and accessories for discerning customers who are desperate to escape reality but not quite desperate enough to break the law. Our motto is: If you can't find it here, we are sorry!
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Posted: November 14th, 2008, 2:00am EST
Is there anything of value to glean from the latest Nickelback and Hinder albums?
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Posted: November 14th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Kim Jong-Il is in fact the opposite of dead.
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Posted: November 14th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Edward Liddy, the embattled CEO of American International Group, offers a few words of advice to his company's many critics.
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Posted: November 13th, 2008, 5:00am EST
Why not put the Guitar Hero and the latte down for a second and learn about THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN, ass.
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Posted: November 13th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Bill the Vampire from True Blood isn't afraid to declare his love for psychic waitress Sookie Stackhouse. Our video chronicles their passion.
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Posted: November 12th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Raptor Red should be writing her 9000 billion papers. Instead, she spent a week playing a shitty anime game from 1986. Ninja Kid is so exciting, I could shoot myself!
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Posted: November 12th, 2008, 1:00am EST
First, if you're still upset about the divorce, you need to realize that your mother and I were never really very close. Remember that time you came downstairs when we were having that party and you asked why everyone put their keys in a bowl and we told you we were having a "car swapping party"? Well, that wasn't really about swapping cars.
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Posted: November 11th, 2008, 12:00pm EST
Awful Link of the Day: Feet Magazine
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Posted: November 11th, 2008, 5:30am EST
I have awakened with an amazing new power from a mysterious benefactor....the mountain!!
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Posted: November 11th, 2008, 2:00am EST
We've been together for a long time now, and I know you've always taken an interest in my SA forum goons, and I know how much you love hilarious wedding stories. What I'm trying to say is...Will you read my article?
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Posted: November 10th, 2008, 7:30am EST
Forum Friday's Monday looks at some of the best or most interesting threads on the Something Awful Forums from the past week.
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Posted: November 10th, 2008, 5:30am EST
Colonel Ironhands is a part of America's elite special ops strike force. He functions as a special ops member 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Without pause, without fail, do or die, there is no try.
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Posted: November 10th, 2008, 2:00am EST
LAST WEEK ON THE FLASH TUB....
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Posted: November 9th, 2008, 2:00am EST
Only an Art Film would waste this title -- not a giant killer chicken to be found.
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Posted: November 9th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Some of you might remember our unofficial campaign video, "Barack Obama: A Tribute to Hope". Now, eight months later, all of our dreams have come to fruition. Indeed, our dreams have born fruit. We are holding dream fruit, and that dream fruit is Barack Obama's impending presidency. The triumph of the hope, a new video.
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Posted: November 9th, 2008, 1:00am EST
What better way to welcome our new president than to highlight the comments of racists who hate him? Weekend Web is back!
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Posted: November 8th, 2008, 1:00am EST
You're an NPC, the everyman who keeps his head down and does his best to get through the day without being gibbed by a stray blast of plasma. Despite your best efforts, however, your maximum lifespan is 8-10 hours, with a 35% chance that you will die a gruesome and hopefully entertaining death within the next hour.
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Posted: November 8th, 2008, 1:00am EST
When the fate of the world depends upon a feral dog's ability to learn complex painting techniques, the world is probably not worth saving.
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Posted: November 7th, 2008, 2:00am EST
"High School Musical 3" gets an infusion of actual teenage topics to prepare the franchise's fan base for their real future.
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Posted: November 7th, 2008, 1:00am EST
The Dear Leader is definitely not dead, as proven by these pictures.
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Posted: November 7th, 2008, 1:00am EST
From the flying car complaints department, we learn that the blush is off the Barack. Forces from the right and the left threaten to undo America's first black president by holding him to the impossible magical negro standard.
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Posted: November 6th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Kent, Ohio: Now over 38 years without any public government murders.
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Posted: November 6th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Levi Johnston bids farewell and spills the beans on some of the McCain campaign's juiciest secrets. Don't feel sad, as long as there is hockey he will have a home.
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Posted: November 5th, 2008, 12:00pm EST
Awful Link of the Day: Impeach McCain
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Posted: November 5th, 2008, 2:30am EST
A weary nation begins its long journey to a black, socialist, muslim choom paradise.
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Posted: November 5th, 2008, 2:00am EST
UP YOURS, COCKSUCKERS! BOO-YAH!
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Posted: November 5th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Finally, Raptor Red has manned up and reviewed a game she actually liked as a kid. Replaying 1995's "The Magic Schoolbus" has sent her into fits of self-loathing.
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Posted: November 5th, 2008, 1:00am EST
We stand now at the dawn of a new age, one of hope and change. To celebrate this great epoch in America's political history, we turn now to some completely unrelated correspondence between Dracula and his young fans.
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Posted: November 4th, 2008, 11:00am EST
Awful Link of the Day: Brain Power
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Posted: November 4th, 2008, 2:00am EST
Halloween is long past now, so why bother wasting your time with this old news? Because pumpkins are round, fun and easy to laugh at. Just like our forum goons, who have been carving up some delights. Check them out (the delights, not the goons)!
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Posted: November 4th, 2008, 1:00am EST
Dr. Victor Frankenstein, aging and desperately lonesome, answers letters from children.
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Posted: November 4th, 2008, 12:00am EST
VOTE OBAMA!